Ok, so drawing on experience I know fully that the sweaty washed up mop hair is deffo not a good look for those of us that decide to don a ski helmet whilst skiing/riding so I opted for a scalping of the clipper variety for my (now buzz-cut removed) greying barnet, after consulting Jess for a number of minutes I was persuaded (told) that the best option due to my unprecedented and rather large widows peek that it would be best not to go with my preferred choice of number one, all over. Instead I was coerced by Jess and her cousin into a sensible number one back and sides maintaining my cowlick wave fringe. Little do they know of my plans, I’ve packed hair clippers to finish the job in private…